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Lucy's BIG BANG! THE ATOM SMASHER IS GOING LIVE!
Ok so anyone who has come for the full "Lucy Blake Experience" will know about the Hadron Collider (Atom Smasher). Yup anyone who has had enough sense to sit and talk to me and laugh at me would have had indepth discussion about the ATOM SMASHER (complete Read More...
Things that make me go AAAARGH - Number 1 TAXI's
Hellooo People's! Yup I have been all disappeared for a while again. I managed to reject normal life in fine style and to the extreme as per my usual style, so I've been off in La La Land for a while. I'm not going to go on about La La Land here yet, Read More...
That does it... I'm moving back into my Space Ship!
the letter goes like this.... "Dear Intergalactical Princess (well kind of) We refer to the above Premesis (and no I'm not going to give you the address lol) We advise that since the commencement of your lease rental prices increased considerably Consequently Read More...
Things that made me think today..
Ok so today I decided to keep a record of all the things that made me go "OOOOOOW FANCY THAT.... YUP!" Here is my list... 1. One of the UK Olympic divers on the 3 metre bouncy board. Now I have never had a thing for men and their hot bodies, but I'm sorry... Read More...
Where's lucy?!
Helloooo People’s! I’ve been gone soooo long! Have you missed me?!? Aaaah ha just as I thought… NO! HA! Ok enough apostrophes for today we shall move on… Hmmm so why has Lucy been missing in action? Life has been busy busy busy and I’ve been all meh who Read More...
The invisible people
Hellooo People’s So I was just walking back from Kings Cross where I had been visiting a lady who is having a photo shoot tomorrow and we had to try on her tassels’, suspenders and g-strings to make sure she had everything she needed… THEN we had to practice Read More...
It goes something like this...
Ok life is waaaaay to serious of late, so I have been on the mission to laugh at EVERYTHING.... so on my mission to have laughs, I share with you the two funniest things I was sent today..... http://www.heptune.com/farts.html - this is the ultimate guide Read More...
Cuppy Cake Song
helloooo Recently I was on one of my sleep every second or third day binges and I was REALLLLLY tired, but SDU crashed so I had to stay awake 'til George got to work to let him know it needed rebooting. I got to 5am and thought I was going to pass out Read More...
I love it when it all comes together…
The boy brings us a gift to enjoy together, smiles at me lots, and listens to me dribble on about my latest ideas (which is hire a drunk skunk by the by) and then says the magic words… “just give me the Lucy Blake experience”. Soooo 2 -3 hours later you’re Read More...
Bad Dolly Lucy LUSTING for China!
Hello People’s! I’m hoping you're all smiling and happy J Hmm so how are things in Lucy Land? Well all over the place to say the least (I can just see the stunned looks on your faces from disbelief… Lucy’s life is all over the place! Nooo! lol) Straight Read More...
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Helloooo people's! So I was reading the paper today, doing a BORING uni assessment thinking AAAARGH NOT HAPPY! I later had a chat to the whacky Miss Chantal who will soon be leaving Australia to go overseas to some luuurvely places. She is trying to convince Read More...
Lucy's current theme song!
Ok Ok who has a theme song? I am constantly asking people their theme song and all I get back in reply is a mixture of the "aaaw look how cute she's being strange again" look, and when I push for it I get the "OMFG she's actually SERIOUS!" look. Well Read More...
Stigma for sex workers
Was going to write some fluff because that’s what blogs are – MARKETING. I decided not to tonight though for some reason. I suppose I feel I’ve paid my dues so can get away with being a real person every now and then. Hahaha of course I’m completely wrong. Read More...