Where's lucy?!

Helloooo People’s!

I’ve been gone soooo long! Have you missed me?!? Aaaah ha just as I thought… NO! HA! Ok enough apostrophes for today we shall move on…

Hmmm so why has Lucy been missing in action? Life has been busy busy busy and I’ve been all meh who cares to an extent I suppose – a tad disillusioned shall we say.

I’ve been busy helping with the migration of SDU (http://www.sensualdownunder.com ) and hmmm, oooow I made my first ever website from scratch for a lady which was pretty uber cool to do. Ooow and I should give her a plug here www. Bugger I forget the address, one sec and I’ll go and find it…  www.georgiafrench-sydney-escort.com , hmmm ooow and I have been writing more for the wiki http://sensualdownunder.wik.is . That’s all the busy stuff I’ve been up to.

I’ve also been looking at straight work which has been AWFUL. I get interviews for all the jobs I go for and then a second round interview and then they call and say “we’d love to have you, but you don’t have any recent industry experience, so we need to go with this other person instead”. I always sit there thinking “geeee thanks for that!”

On the last interview I went for and they told me that, I asked them what the significance of recent industry experience meant. They said I needed to be able to pick up the phone to another organization and get what I wanted from them so I needed connections. They gave me an example of someone they employed recently getting money from an organization because they had nurtured a relationship with this organization over a 12 month period. I sat there dumbfounded thinking ‘well I may not have been able to get $5k from that person after 12 months of sucking up, but if you asked me to call them on my first day of work even after not having spoken to them for 5 years, I could have gotten you $50k. I busted this person 5 years ago at his organizations Christmas Party having sex with a client in the toilets… now that’s gotta be worth waaaay more than $5k after 5 years, especially considering he has had 4 promotions in that time and is now in control of all of Australasia!

So yeeeerrrs I’m a tad miffed with all of this recent industry experience garbage, especially considering all of the real valuable industry experience happened 5 years ago that I know about and all the current people have no idea about!

The other problem is I no longer give a shit! Yup I’m all out of “I care” which is kind of important if you’re in welfare. All of my friends are in welfare so I hear about all of the garbage going on. I’ll also often go and meet them at work or after work for dinner and meet all of these people I use to work with and they talk to me like I’m a client. They put these condescending voices on, stand there and try and counsel me, ask me how I am (in that welfare worker/counselor/tilt your head to the side/serious voice/hands clasped in front of your body/while blinking 3 times kind of way. Then they ask me if I’ve been keeping up with all of my STI checks, ask if I’m getting any work, ask for a ‘number of times I’ve been raped’ up date and I just stand there thinking ‘HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST THE PLOT YOU MORONS?!?!”

The last one who did it I had to remind him I picked him up and dragged him home when I saw him sitting in a gutter where he had wet his pants and shat himself he was so intoxicated. I then reminded him he had been sectioned in a psych unit in PAKISTAN (of all places!), he had to be rescued and anti brain washed because he had taken up with a cult of flesh eating Yogi’s in India, he was on death row in a mountain village in Thailand because his best friend died of an opium overdose so they locked him in a room and made him embalm his friend with a 5 ml barrel and 2 gauge tip, over a 3 week period while they tried him and decided if they were going to shoot him to death… I mean seriously… WHAT THE F***?!?!

These people seem to think that because you do something for a living, then you become a stereotype with stereotypical issues. To an extent I’m fine with that, but I’m not fine with them power playing with people and speaking down to people because they consider them “clients”. I would never condescend to a person when I was in welfare! The thought of working with them as colleagues makes it very difficult to do the whole “I care” thing, because really all I care about is that I DON’T have too.

So yup looking for a new industry. I have decided I left it a few years ago for a reason and have avoided going back to it all of this time for a reason. This of course brings up a whole new bunch of dramas because it means the Degree I’m doing at Uni is pretty useless because I need to be in the welfare sector to use it. I think I’ve decided to do a Diploma in Marketing (while I do my Degree) at this stage just because I believe all of the bollocks that comes out of my mouth and I love bonking marketing people nearly the bestest hahahaa.

For money work I have decided to do something a little bit different as well! I’m pretty over the sex industry as of today. The last few weeks have been particularly horrid. There has been a spate of no shows, time wasters, porn phone calls, porn emails (someone wants to fly me to their stables in the US to give his hose a handjob, just before I bonk his horse, all while I wear pretty white see thru knickers… yawn). I’ve never experienced this before. I’m getting loads of calls and MSN convo’s and emails from a lot of other ladies experiencing the same thing as well  So Lucy has decided to re-work what she is doing and bring it back to basics. What this means Lucy will not tell you YET, but let’s just say, she has got some changes and some interesting stuff about to happen!

I watched a porn doco last night which was pretty interesting. I hate porn as a general rule, but this was REALLY interesting. I speak to a fair few ladies who do porn in the US and they are all gorgeous amazing woman. I was sitting there watching this documentary, thinking about my life, my career, my options and it made me realize a few things….

But more about that on another day!

Anyhooo best I run away. I as you know can talk forever, so best I don’t or you’ll all die of old age and/or boredom!

Night night people’s!

Mmwaah!

Lucy

ps. sorry for the white writing, but George has had to swap the software on my blog so it doesn't destabilise the new software it's attached to on Sensualdownunder. Until he can work out a way to make them like each other, I cannot format/change colors or do anything beyond this formatting :(